Typical two and three year old behavior. My son has fallen in the "because" routine! Whenever I ask him "why" and I am answered with a "because". It can get frustrating at times but mostly it amuses me. I especially like it when I say back "because why?" and says something totally unrelated. Here is an example"
Me: Arthur, why did you pee in your pants?
Arthur: Because.
Me: Because why?
Arthur: Because..cause... Buzz lightyear woody YOU ARE A TOY!
Me: ???
Arthur: I'm not a toy!
Yeah, it's pretty damn funny. I'm just dying to get to the "why" and "what" stage! I'm so going to turn on the tall tales. I see it now!
Arthur: Daddy?
Me: Yes son?
Arthur: Why is the grass green?
Me: Well, it all has to do with this thing called Chlorophyll.
Arthur: What's that?
Me: Well, at night when you are sleeping, these little people called Gnomes come out of the bushes and paint each blade of grass with this stuff called Chlorophyll.
Arthur: Why?
Me: Well if they didn't paint them then it would be yellow and Gnomes hate the color yellow.
Arthur Why?
Me: Because the son is yellow and that is why they only come out of night.
Arthur: Ohhh........... What's a gnome?
Me: Gnomes used to be little kids that didn't do what parents told them to do and they would shrink into tiny little people and snakes and mice and rabbits would eat them.
Arthur: Why?
Me: Because..
Arthur:Why....
Me: Because..
Yeah. it's going to be fun!
Non-related topic:
I felt better after donating my baby ducks to Noah's Ark. Going out today I noticed a pen/hutch/coop in a corner of someones backyard. It's almost entirely hidden from view of the road despite it being on the side of the house. You got the house and then you got trees/bushes on the other side. It's really well built and off the ground. Looks like a cardboard box inside, the kind that holes 10 packages of printer paper. Blue and white. When coming home I noticed a second white in the pen. Are these the people that took Freckles? I couldn't tell what it was because it was getting to dark and I had only a half a second or less to look. Their yard is in plain view of several homes and up on a hill. If I was to walk up to it I would be easily seen and that person keeps the curtains on their living room windows open. I really need to let it go. Need to find Jennifer a good paying job and move the hell away.... even if it is down the street or something.
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